Who the hell likes being stuck in a place where you can't even smile? It's hot as balls, everybody's an asshole. I just wanna go home.

Wristcutters: A Love Story

my favorite movie.

Eugene: I'm not sitting in the back.

Zia: Why not?

Eugene: Cause everybody knows guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock.

Zia: I don't know about you Eugene, but I got a cock. Do you have a cock Mik?

Mikal: Yeah, I got a cock. A big fat one.